Dracilust
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Zehark the Albertosaurus
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Post by Dracilust on Mar 18, 2010 2:08:54 GMT
Theres more Velociraptors!And theyr'e in your living room!What the hecka do ja do!?!?
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Post by zillamaster55 on Mar 18, 2010 22:33:18 GMT
1: Those are deinonochys. 2: SHOTGUN TIME!
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hermes888
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Pterafrax the Quetzalcoatlus [F4:Hermes888]
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Post by hermes888 on Mar 18, 2010 23:42:13 GMT
1. No, those are Velociraptors based off of Deinonychus. 2. Jumping from the roof will be less painful then being eaten alive, those scenes in the novel I would not want to go through!
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mantooth02
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Dieter the Saurornitholestes [F4:ManTooth02]
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Post by mantooth02 on Mar 19, 2010 0:40:19 GMT
They're probably scared of the strange environment and flapping around against the windows, I'll just open them up and let them out.
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hermes888
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Pterafrax the Quetzalcoatlus [F4:Hermes888]
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Post by hermes888 on Mar 19, 2010 0:43:15 GMT
Flapping? So are they the same guys from the first pole, with feathers? Then I'd probably put some meat out, and some water outside after putting a fence around it so it will stay. PET RAPTOR!!! Once it was tame, I would get some DNA samples and send it to a lab, do some research to find out how the hell it got here.
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hermes888
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Pterafrax the Quetzalcoatlus [F4:Hermes888]
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Post by hermes888 on Mar 19, 2010 0:53:46 GMT
We know they have a taste for blood... Sigh... I wish that Raptor would kill the two so no one would care about Twilight...
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Post by zillamaster55 on Mar 19, 2010 12:41:19 GMT
Lol, shoulda known....I saw that picture first!
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Post by schnautzr on Mar 19, 2010 15:16:47 GMT
I would so watch that episode just to see the raptor kill the vampires and the girl befriend it.
Um...I guess I'd turn on some music in hopes of scaring the thing into another room, take cover in a room with a door, and call 911.
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Dracilust
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Zehark the Albertosaurus
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Post by Dracilust on Mar 24, 2010 23:56:47 GMT
Silence Buster Cannon! *boom-shucka bang!!!*
The raptor's aren't intimidated by "Gangsta's Paradise" for they rapped to it on YouTube.(There was this hilarious animation of a 'Rapping Raptor' on YouTube,but it was muted due to copyright infringements...)
Did I mention they broke the phone?
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Post by schnautzr on Mar 27, 2010 0:22:31 GMT
Not my cell...
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Post by zillamaster55 on Mar 29, 2010 0:13:45 GMT
Me: Silly velociraptors, FEAR THE DOUBLE BARRELS! Velos: OH SHI- *BRAAM! BRAAM!* *crick, slip* Me: EAT LEAD! *braam! BRAAM!* Last Raptor: Screw it, i'm outta here!
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hermes888
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Pterafrax the Quetzalcoatlus [F4:Hermes888]
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Post by hermes888 on Mar 29, 2010 2:45:13 GMT
Me: Silly velociraptors, FEAR THE DOUBLE BARRELS! Velos: OH SHI- *BRAAM! BRAAM!* *crick, slip* Me: EAT LEAD! *braam! BRAAM!* Last Raptor: Screw it, i'm outta here! Reality: You: Silly Velociraptors, FEAR TEH DOUB- *Ten minutes later* Velos: You know what I like best about humans? The arms. They're so delicious! Other Velo: I prefer feet. Nice and crunchy from walking! Velo #3: I prefer the head. Nice and tasty brains! Velos: Z.. Z... Zombie??? Other Velo: RUN!!!!!! More realistic then your version.
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Post by tyrannotitanis on Apr 6, 2010 22:52:34 GMT
Me: Silly velociraptors, FEAR THE DOUBLE BARRELS! Velos: OH SHI- *BRAAM! BRAAM!* *crick, slip* Me: EAT LEAD! *braam! BRAAM!* Last Raptor: Screw it, i'm outta here! Reality: You: Silly Velociraptors, FEAR TEH DOUB- *Ten minutes later* Velos: You know what I like best about humans? The arms. They're so delicious! Other Velo: I prefer feet. Nice and crunchy from walking! Velo #3: I prefer the head. Nice and tasty brains! Velos: Z.. Z... Zombie??? Other Velo: RUN!!!!!! More realistic then your version. Okay, no matter how much I love dinosaurs, Deinonychus type dinos lose to TEH DUBBLE BAWRELL nearly every time.
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Post by schnautzr on Apr 7, 2010 20:15:52 GMT
I would venture to guess the bullets could pierce the scaly hide, but it'd definitely be more challenging getting the bullet to hit the scales right.
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mantooth02
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Dieter the Saurornitholestes [F4:ManTooth02]
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Post by mantooth02 on Apr 8, 2010 0:45:13 GMT
I would venture to guess the bullets could pierce the scaly hide, but it'd definitely be more challenging getting the bullet to hit the scales right. If they were real velociraptors they would be feathered. If they were Jurassic Park velociraptors than they would probably have been smart enough to bring their own shotguns.
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